brains man, what’s their DEAL
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.
(Fonte: ghost-boats)
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
(Fonte: mountincest)
(Fonte: pdlcomics)
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
(Fonte: awkward-at-best)
is this what it feels like to be on acid
This is so amazing :o
THIS IS SO COOL. I’m way too amused by it….
(Fonte: mikedaoo)
sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
