goldefy:

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

(Fonte: vehlevet)

me: why are those guys staring at me

me: is there something on my face

me: is there something on my shirt

me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am

me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am

friend: maybe they think you're cute

me: are you retarded or something

hcolleen:

serotonical:

loveistheessenceoflife:

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She’s eating watermelon while wearing watermelon. This is perfection.

This is totally hilarious, but I’m reblogging because of that last gif. That smile is just infectious.

Men, if you love women, you should dress like women to attract women.

france: ten

france: twenty

france: thirty

france: forty

france: fifty

france: sixty

france:

france:

france: sixty ten

world: france what are you do—

france: four twenties

world: france stop it

france: four twenties ten

world: france that doesn't even make any sense

france:

france:

france:

world:

france:

world:

france: hundred.

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.