hcolleen:

serotonical:

loveistheessenceoflife:

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She’s eating watermelon while wearing watermelon. This is perfection.

This is totally hilarious, but I’m reblogging because of that last gif. That smile is just infectious.

Men, if you love women, you should dress like women to attract women.

france: ten

france: twenty

france: thirty

france: forty

france: fifty

france: sixty

france:

france:

france: sixty ten

world: france what are you do—

france: four twenties

world: france stop it

france: four twenties ten

world: france that doesn't even make any sense

france:

france:

france:

world:

france:

world:

france: hundred.

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

torxonto:

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.

David Levithan. (via saneinsane)

(Fonte: simply-quotes)

idklaugh:

captaindorkwad:

So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.

image

(Fonte: ghost-boats)

marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest