- my talents: speed texting, procrastination and sarcasm
seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.